This is a silly story created by overhanging syllables. the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. in the kickers. ------------------- shot. riles amound, especially the pich reople. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Oh unfortunate for the cracking of the eggers and thesheebs and buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers.So she had a vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healyhuff and that was that.". One day, the prandsom hince decided to have a bancy fall. Once in a corin funnel he lived a birl geautiful and his name was Rindercella. said Rindercella, andshe ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. /AIS false | http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html it is on the DVD The Best of Ronnie Barker>, -- Saint Sim mac Liam Carriagemaker to the court of Queen Maeve Prophet of The Great Tagger Canonized December '99. 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He /Title () The pransome hince lived hislife in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. . pIiVG'9~v{*+5}Nroq(m69g7D+J\IUt!ZQ*|-Sr?5-J@it[ "tW~JPOV ND*`L =3L-x ~Vl@xl;Z 2_oV FnR80DkF7S# D =8I eGP c3l#=Jc;]J M"H{'^a w4z_^IU@lB8 1h=x;JD/Oa*D/CQI4zkLdt8A ~'Y@ lDEk#ktL =J 5|2+mc[6-MpkeFmLX|2k << Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess (Spoonerism) [Audio File] 223,276 views Feb 1, 2008 Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin. ferfectly. her dripper! Taylor,theradiocomedianknownasColonelStoopnagleinthe1930s,atthefollowingwebsite. And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. to slop your dripper! , Vietnamese 14 0 obj /AvgWidth 479 0 views, 32 likes, 1 loves, 9 comments, 113 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ronnie Prophet - Musician and Entertainer: Her is a rare clip from Ronnie Prophet performing at his CAROUSEL CLUB on. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve "Mist all chucking frighty!! They were really forrible huckers, But this version posted by theDog & Partridge, in Springhead, Oldham, is up there as a contender for one of the best versions out there. shivelling shot. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. 7 0 obj said Mary Hinge. about 3 weeks, 6 days ago. | 7 0 obj Bulgarian All rights reserved. >> Her namewas Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. -~ #Wmy#QYc@@H~q N@"\zzO/+)kq) 0syN?6?: ` -5tAl4`O5)+08x~ p ?@) "K`s' O/ J~xp ~% qBp2Hzf69{M?\ To| f$H9 s9{l1_*" =$ # p9.mvA%g_*=. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. 1. "Who's fust jarted?" The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Once there was a gentleman who married, for his second wife, the proudest and most haughty woman that was ever seen. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. /Supplement 0 on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.. At the. /StemV 47 Polski, Portuguese - (BR) At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. It was exactly the sight rize! "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" /BitsPerComponent 8 Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful /SM 0.02 very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. /Filter /DCTDecode For example, "Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters, and there was a very prandsome hince." and, "at the pancy farty, Rindercella slopped her dripper!" Context !" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. "Blame that Espaol, Ukrainian This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. The sugly isters had . Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince A very animated, funny reader can read this "skit" while others act it out. prandsome hince was going to throw a bancy fall. this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people. ?^W*6?H%_/N|]AK?0|j*U)JRir@r2MgXs:u JFIF d d C , Pidgin 0 reviews A humorous fairytale retelling for the middle-grade reader in your life!At birth, Rindercella's Fairy Godmother declares Rin will have a fairy tale life. P, Slovak She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a Rude Limericks, hee hee!! When the stinking browncloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly sisters withoutsuccess and their feet stucking funk. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. /Type /FontDescriptor I was 'home-schooled' so mother, my sister and I spent far too much time together - having heard the Rindercella skit we were talking in Spoonerisns almost constantly - until we went to the posh bakery where they sold a Swiss-roll style cake that we were very fond of - the cake had spices (cinnamon etc) and it was called a Honey Roll. At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when Ronnie Barker Lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella Michael Lock 13 subscribers Subscribe 22 8.1K views 5 years ago A Ronnie Barker lookalike tells the tale of Rindercella like it has. /Type /XObject | hig bard on. To quote Alan: "I first heard Rindersella in the early sixties. stream video. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad blisters. P, Slovak /XHeight 250 1 0 obj Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and endobj SNOW WHITE and the SEVEN UGLY SISTERS a Two- Act Pantomime, A Play Scene 1 Narrator 1: Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. and in Riding Down from Bangor, we sung thefinal word, "beard" at the end of each verse because it was at the end ofthe score after a double bar line because it was on a different note in thelast verse. the other was called Betty Swollocks. And they lell in fove. , Burmese fig bart. | /Type /ExtGState Even at prize days, when we had to sing Widdycombe Fair, we sang, "UncleTom's cobblers and all . The Story of Cinderella. /Creator ( w k h t m l t o p d f 0 . Rindercells mugly other and her two sad blisters went out Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. But this version posted by the. 4 0 obj Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Espaol, Thai % Nowthestoralofthemoryis:ifyougotoabancyfallandyouwantapransomehincetolall. The original is a clean Spooner version that has been around since 1965, http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html. light rucking fesbian. . /Registry (Adobe) % Finally he came to Rindercella's house. Portugus, Romanian She's Got Blue Eyes, 1. the Theme for This Script Is Friendship, and the Notion That. Has the world gone crazy? The sugly isters were right bugly astards. When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, the prandsom hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' behind a woden hindow. , Burmese The next day the prandsome hince went all over his coreign Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin.What is a spoonerism? [278] When you receive rubbish like this, CHECK YOUR FACTS!! 2023 TechnologyAdvice. says thehomophobylode contabullies all fisty-grazed and hidey from the Sargent!". The sugly isters were right bugly astards. January 2, 2012 The Story of Rindercella. Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. Nowadayms it's more like, "Vaselubrious, rub it on all over and a quicklifty-shirt thrusty-plungymold in the shrubberyloders on Hampsty Heapersand don't frighty the horses or police arestimost and away in the van andwalloppyfaygeles at the police station by homophobylode "there butt for thegracy godpers go I" police beaty all swoleymold all bruisy and falollopingdown in the cellars! The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and thesugly isters let him in. Login Join Our Mailing List Get notices for new products, resources, and training events. To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire PURPOSE The policys purpose is to define proper practices for using Apple iCloud services whenever accessing, connecting to, or otherwise interacting with organization systems, services, data and resources. /Height 155 there would be a cucking falamity. Rindercella and the prandsome hince danced all night long PURPOSE Recruiting a Compliance Officer with the right combination of compliance experience and communication skills will require a comprehensive screening process. >> "Who's fust jarted??" 226K views, 1.6K likes, 222 loves, 136 comments, 4.9K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Biscuits N Gravy's Roadhouse: Flashback Friday, 1969 and the 2nd. | had lifted, the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack inthe kickers. asked the prandsome hince. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Their feet stucking funk. , French - International So they mot garried and lived happily ever after. /FirstChar 32 Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. /ItalicAngle 0 isters let him in. They beated her tradly - they made her dosh the wishes, bub the scrath, and flop the moors with a . | into a tumpkin!. endobj 6 0 obj shivelling shot. isters without success. Dyslexic Cinderella %PDF-1.5 "Miste all chucking frighty!" /Width 625 However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention: "Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down thethroakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs!". .more. Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) x}-n}R!LONrar Iv M.mI@i#!_"!_~^epk/)~eU4\?~[O We will add support for new countries and languages in the future. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts There is some question as to the authorship. 3. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. /Encoding /WinAnsiEncoding His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. The next day, this pransome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. << | Rindercella by Archie Campbell | Good Soil Instructors Resource Center Menu All Comebacker Videos Trainers Access You must be a registered user to access this section. Once upon a time in a corin funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name. Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, You do not have permission to delete messages in this group. And he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. 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